militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(via comfypjpants)

eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words

(via ne-ver-grow-up)

I guess I’m old fashioned

- i think relationships should be taken seriously

- sex isn’t everything

- manners are always attractive

- caring about grades is attractive too

- chivalry is a plus

- saying “please” and “thank you” will blow my mind

- break ups shouldn’t be often and when they are they aren’t taken lightly 

(via imacow46)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

(via yesohheyitsalice)

akalittleone:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

(via microwavesex)

miaman:

im LAME
miaman:

im LAME

mingrose:

I love Toph so much. 

kiki-risu:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

#first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY















































kiki-risu:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

#first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY

kiki-risu:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

#first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY

(via spacecowboy143)

captrek:

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(via yesohheyitsalice)

There are two kinds of people

lieano:

People who support their friends and want them to be happy even it means they get ‘friendzoned’

image

And people who burn down all of Paris

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(via kiradayo)

facts-i-just-made-up:

im-the-kindest-demon:

facts-i-just-made-up:

theogmermaid:

How do you feed it??

With great difficulty.

you breast feed it

I am so ashamed I didn’t think of that.

(via attack-on-timelordkarkat)

beautiffied:

thought the sky looked pretty

(via ohlostinstereo)